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Y'all Need Science – Teacher Shirt
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An exasperated chemistry beaker throwing up its hands, with "Y'all Need" arched above and "Science" on a ribbon.
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I Need Some Space – Funny Shirt
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"I need some space" arched around a UFO beaming down. An introvert's pun.
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I'm the Best Botanist on Mars – Graphic Shirt
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A sprouting Mars over "I'm the best botanist on Mars." For space fans and plant scientists.
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You're a 10? Maybe on the pH Scale, Because You're Basic – Graphic Shirt
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"You're a 10? Maybe on the pH scale — because you're basic." A chemistry burn with a rainbow pH bar.
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Swipe Right – Funny Valentine's Day Shirt
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"Swipe Right" with a big arrow and app buttons. Dating-app humor for singles.
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Please Do Not Feed the Trolls – Funny Shirt
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"Please do not feed the trolls." Internet etiquette, posted like a zoo sign.
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Far Out (Alien) – Graphic Shirt
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A friendly alien head with galaxy eyes under "Far Out." Cosmic and groovy.
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Never Trust an Atom – They Make Up Everything!
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"Never trust an atom — they make up everything!" The classic science pun for chemistry teachers and students.
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The Glass Is Always Full – Graphic Shirt
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Half water, half air: "The glass is always full." Optimism, scientifically correct.
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Ermahgerd, I Nerd a Ber – Funny Shirt
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"Ermahgerd, I nerd a ber." The meme, desperately thirsty.
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SeXeY Periodic Elements – Valentine's Day Shirt
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Selenium, Xenon and Yttrium spell it out: nerds are SeXeY.
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(√-sh*t)² – It Just Got Real
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Square the square root of a negative… and it just got real. A math pun with a curse word.
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The Greatest Dad in the Galaxy – Graphic Shirt
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"The Greatest Dad in the Galaxy" in yellow space-saga lettering. A Father's Day gift for sci-fi dads.
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I Want to Tweet Your # – Graphic Shirt
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Pixel letters with a social-media double meaning.
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Galaxy Hand Salute – Graphic Shirt
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The famous split-finger salute filled with a starry galaxy. For sci-fi fans who live long and prosper.
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